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REVIEWS ARENA
EMAIL ADDRESSES can be found on each bands interview page if available. *** An UPDATE FREEZE has been placed on this section of the Cryptic Chamber site as well as the Interviews arena so that we may focus more on other sections of the site. Feel free to check in for any changes to the Reviews/ Interviews sections. *** NAILED: A PURE WORLD IS A DEAD WORLD I’ll be honest…it’s pretty damned hard to find fault with this. It doesn’t take but a few minutes into the disc to appreciate Nailed are capable of brutal things. If I heard these guys live I can imagine a pretty crazy crowd response, it’s a punishing piece of death metal and easy to get moving to. **** ROTTING
CYCLE This reminds me a little bit of
’Die Right Mind’. Not the greatest recording quality but hey,
that’s not the point. The vocals are very controlled and strongly
aggressive. **** ROAKOKE:
STORMBRINGER
(Self Submission) 1 Track 10.2005 With a kicker of one minute sixteen seconds of annoying nothingness, the cd finally seems to start attempting to go somewhere. This is our first doom submission in years. By 8 minutes and 56 seconds, we finally get some vocal throw down here. (It lasts for about a minute) Self-described as “Doom, Sludge, Chaos”… I am not finding any chaos here. There are no changes in the music. NONE. More than one person makes up this band and, to think that maybe they are doing shows somewhere is staggering really. Borderline abusive some could say. Here’s the consensus… And being, there is nothing to say about the music because, within the first 40 seconds, you have heard the entire 32 minutes of this cd, we leave you with this: Any half-witted fool with a stereo can figure out that, while there are four members who make up Roanoke, you really could accomplish this same exact sound by setting a drunken midget next to a really good Korg. **** EVISCERATE: THE ART
OF SUFFERING (Self Submission) 4 tracks MDC 10.2005 This 4-track offering is so bogged down by a completely irritating drum machine that it’s hard to get past that without thinking of techno. Track 2 (“Fetid”) shows some promise, almost sounding like a different band. But beyond that, there isn’t much here at all, which is frustrating because the vocals sound like there is potential to do something with them. Simply put - This is Mortician with an out of control drum machine. Too monotonous to really get off the starting blocks or leave you with much more than a 20 minute headache. If Eviscerate could have reeled in the drums and stuck with the ideas in track two, this might have worked better. **** CARNACAIN: THE DEAD
SUFFER A RESTLESS SLEEP (Self Submission) 10 Tracks 10.2005 A beautiful yet haunting voice
sets the atmosphere for the entrance of Carnacains debut offering, and
something in that voice lets us know something wicked is
coming…. **** NIGHT IN GALES: TEN
YEARS OF TRAGEDY (Self Submission) 4 tracks MDC 10.2005 This German lot has yet another
release under their belts. **** DEPRESY:
PSYCHOMANTIUM PHENOMENON
(Shindy/ Vesper Submission) 11 TRACKS 9.2005 First things first, it’s clear Dragon isn’t doing vocals anymore. Vesper is filling the slot. Being a big fan of Dragons, it is a bit odd to hear someone else take the lead here. Vesper defiantly manages to hold his own, however even the music itself sounds completely different in style. The energy isn’t what you would expect from a Depresy release. It’s slightly more than average and nothing close to what we would have liked to hear. Personally speaking, I don’t like what seems to be an absolute lack of musical creativity. From any other band, it would suffice, but not from these guys. It’s just not going to make it anywhere close to holding a spot as a permanent fixture in the CD player. Typically, Depresy have the ability to maintain a fluidity that would be hard to find fault in. And with this particular release, it seems nothing but random. Techno touches, old school styles, doom and black metal rolled into smears of simplified keyboard that sound like they belong in some ‘B’ horror vamp movie. Again, if it were any other band, we wouldn’t give a shit. But as it stands, this doesn’t make the grade for us. But, we don’t want you thinking it’s all bad. The lyrical content, while slightly scientific, broad and somewhat evolutionary in tale, is spectacularly well written. Too bad that just isn’t enough to make us want to hold onto this particular Depresy release. **** DEPRESY: SIGHTING(Shindy/ Vesper Submission) 8 TRACKS 9.2005 Anyone familiar with Depresy
will be aware of the fact that this is indeed a somewhat old release,
but, Depresy, as well as Shindy have gone through a LOT of trouble to
get this kit to us. Of course we are going to review it! **** VAVEYLA: ABANDONED LIKE A LIGHTHOUSE(Self Submission) 15 TRACKS 9.2005 As sure as the title of this CD is as gay as gay can get; this CD starts out with the longest drawn out nonsensical beatnik-sounding crap ever created. 1:30 of it to be precise. Track 2, yeah, not short on opinions here. It has an eerie start vocally. Some little weedy voice sounding as if it’s calling for help from an underground prison cell. But it gets better. The heavier vocals are actually surprisingly pretty good. The bad side here is that the music seems to consist of the same 3 notes just played at different speeds. (Over and over and over) This cd is rather confusing actually. Have a bit of surfer in ya’? Because this could be the cd for you! That is, if you’re a spastic fuck who likes a bit of surfer rock mixed with what could well be a very suicidally inclined raspy-throated death-metal reject. For the 36 minutes and 11 seconds of this cd, it isn’t the most putrid thing we have received. Hell, by track 6 (Farewell Dance), they seem to be getting a bit familiar with the other notes capable of coming out of their instruments. (I stress “seem to”… No wait; it’s just a chorus effect and some fool yapping it up in the background. Hey, that’s still something.) Let’s just be frank, shall we? This just isn’t good in any form. It’s not creative, its not mind-blowing, it is just not memorable. It is recommended however, that you check it out for yourselves though. All opinions differ. And if you make it past the 10th track, yes… those are bongos you hear. What else is there to say? BONGOS! We will toss it in the pile of “Unfortunates”. **** We will be posting more reviews up in due time. In the meantime,
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